Writing is the best form of revenge
As stated on the t shirt.
This morning I awoke to an extremely suspicious looking package through the post, with J's handwriting plastered all over it. It was met with the suspicion you would greet a letter bomb, which definately matched its exterior: a jiffy bag.
Inside contained a much sought after classic fussy.org t shirt, plus a thank you note.
I'd been drooling over a fussy.org t shirt some time back, and loved its slogan. Seemed rather apt, especially after some soul searching I did in the summer. I showed J, and quickly forgot about it, and thought she had too. Turns out I was WRONG, J has the memory of an elephant. One needs to restrain oneself, and not mention that they like something, BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER WAY OF CONTROLLING THIS PERSON. Take my word for it. Suggest something that may be useful to make their life easier, and they REBEL on a scale the size of the big bang, and many light years later just to confuse you further, may just be open to your original idea. Case in point, Bloglines, but that is another story.
J is an extremely bad person, and I didn't expect such a thing. An official public announcement from alisonbryan.com, DO NOT TRUST THIS PERSON. Furthermore, she is deranged and thinks Christmas is in November.
All that said, I spent today smiling from ear to ear, and the rest of the time with my jaw touching the floor, pawing the said cloth. I own a desired piece of attire, complete with the coolest slogan of the year that fits right in with my new philoshophy. Despite the above claims, I'm extremely grateful and inside jumping as far as the moon.
Weird thought: why post a t shirt in a jiffy bag, when technically a t shirt cannot be broken into a thousand pieces when dropped?
Like it says on the t shirt, writing is the best form of revenge. Suck on that.
Comments
I know xmas is in December. It was MEANT to be your xmas pressie, and then u were soooooooo nice I wanted to send it to you in November. SO NOW YOU DONT GET A XMAS PRESSIE!! HAAAAHHAHAH.
Only joking!!
And btw the jiffy bag was cos we have thousands of them here, due to C's eBay obsession.
Uhkay!? xx
Posted by: j | November 22, 2005 5:13 PM
Quote: "u were soooooooo nice"
People everywhere, please refer to when you are likening me as the offspring of satan.
Posted by: Ms Picky | November 22, 2005 5:19 PM
Note I said "WERE", not necessarily "ARE". This could change at any time. ;o)
Posted by: j | November 22, 2005 5:21 PM
Now now, children!
Just ENJOY jumping over the moon, will ya Ali!
Em x
Posted by: Emma | November 22, 2005 5:23 PM
I do be sorry, but I find it hard to believe that A could find it in herself to be "nice". Excuse me while I go and faint.
(thud)
Posted by: robwilks | November 22, 2005 5:23 PM
No dear, writing is not the best form of revenge. Revenge is a dish best served cold.. and it is ever so satisfying. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise...
Posted by: Tony Nicholas | November 24, 2005 5:48 AM
my daughter has recently benn stiched up and ripped off for the sum of £2.500 every time she asks for it back he says yeah tomorrow but tomorrow never comes when she tells him she will take it further he tells her to do her f-ing worse and he will do it to twice as bad i would love to come up with the best form of revenge to get the piece of sh**t apparently she is'nt the first who he has conned money out of but she is the first who unfortunately got pregnant by him fortunatly for my daughter the pregnancy is no more .
ANY IDEA'S WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED
Tracey...
Posted by: tracey | August 4, 2008 9:22 PM