Early morning call
"Was mum spraying perfume or something this morning? It smelt like Lily of the Valley to me."
"I don't know"
"Well you were up, didn't you notice?"
"No"
"It woke me up, and I don't like to be woken up in the mornings. I was having an interesting dream too, and now I will never know how it ended!"
"Well put some cotton wool up your nose, and sleep like that".