Abaculus

As seen here and here, we've not seen the kitten (also called Kitten because it kind of stuck), for a week.

My theory: its real owners (although it lives here most of the time) have gone on holiday, and currently in a cattery. The owners could have moved away. Hope it comes back soon, because I'm sick to my back teeth of my parents asking about "Where's Kitten?" Like there's no other topics of conversation in the universe. In fact, half the town probably knows about The Missing Kitten; and even with that we still don't know who the real owner is.