Abaculus: And I Don't Even Need To Leave My Bed To Get Into Trouble

My knee has been giving way for the past week, walking in the kitchen last night it just buckled. I've had right knee problems since I've been a kid.

This morning I woke up, screaming. Somehow my kneecap had managed to slide into a place it shouldn't be, during the night. I must have been doing acrobats whilst in a coma, to even sleep through it. The fact I was in my birthday suit, reinforced the I'm Completely Up Shit Creek Without A Paddle.

Ambulance! Doctor! Naked! Could this get any worse?

And I wanted to wee, like already.

It took me over one hour to get out of bed via some very strong painkillers; tears rolling down my face (damn that hurt) and screaming the entire universe down in the process. That noise like cats howling you heard this morning, yep, that was me.